Clumsy Mouse Paint Redraw

Please redraw this attached image using The clumsiest, most messy, and almost unbearable way. Using a pure white background, it looks as if it was forcibly drawn with a mouse in Microsoft Paint. Overall, it looks somewhat like the original, but not exactly — it looks like a match but carries a puzzling awkwardness. The image should have that low-quality, pixel-by-pixel roughness, fully demonstrating just how ridiculously ugly it is. Forget it, whatever, you can draw however you like.