OpenAI Vague-Posting vs Desperate Users

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 "top_header_text": "MEANWHILE...\",
 "middle_divider_text": "USERS AFTER A WEEK OF CRYPTIC VAGUE-POSTING:\"
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 "Notification mockup: Dark theme, orange lightning bolt icon, text 'ANTHROPIC Releases Opus 4.7 3:00 PM BST'"
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 "Yellow note: 'big week soon™'",
 "Light blue note: 'can't say much... ;)'",
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 "Smartphone screen showing '11:59:59 refreshing...' with a loading spinner",
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 "Yellow note (left): 'Day 7 still no news...'",
 "Green note (on monitor): 'stop vague posting and DROP SOMETHING AMAZING!'",
 "Pink note (right): 'just release SPUD or the Codex super app already!\'",
 "Cardboard sign (far right): 'MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING. PLEASE.'"
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