Authentic IKEA Instruction Manual Page

{ "prompt": { "scene": "A perfectly authentic IKEA instruction manual page, flat lay on a white surface, photographed from directly above. The sheet is A4 sized, slightly creased like it came folded in a box. The title at the top reads 'ÅAGI — Model No. 000001' in classic IKEA black bold font. A small wordless stick figure human stands next to a giant robot in the top header, looking up at it with a tiny sweat drop. Steps 1 through 47 show normal IKEA-style wordless diagrams — bolts, panels, wires connecting in logical sequences, the robot slowly taking shape across the grid. Step 48 is a large empty white box with only a single bold black question mark dead center. The final assembled image in the bottom right corner shows the robot built completely wrong — one arm where the head should be, legs pointing upward, screen on backwards. A single screw sits outside the robot circled in red labeled 'consciousness.' At the very bottom in tiny IKEA grey fine print: 'Warranty void if becomes sentient.' The IKEA logo sits in the bottom right corner.", "style": "hyper-realistic flat lay product photography, authentic IKEA manual illustration style, black and white line diagrams on off-white slightly textured paper, clean Scandinavian minimalism", "mood": "deadpan, absurdist, instantly recognizable", "aspect_ratio": "4:5", "lighting": "soft flat overhead diffused light, subtle paper texture shadows, no harsh reflections", "details": [ "IKEA font must be exact — Noto Sans or close equivalent, bold black headers", "Steps 1-47 must look like a real progression, not random", "Step 48 box must be the same size as other steps but completely empty except the question mark", "The single leftover screw labeled 'consciousness' must be clearly readable", "Fine print at the bottom must be legible but small — authentic IKEA warning text size", "Paper should look slightly worn, folded crease down the middle", "Robot in final step visibly, unmistakably assembled wrong" ] } }