Photorealistic surreal rainstorm scene: a businessman waiting at a bus stop

photorealistic surreal rainstorm scene: a businessman waiting at a bus stop, holding what he thinks is a transparent umbrella, but it’s actually a giant jellyfish he hasn’t noticed, raindrops passing straight through it and forming impossible shapes, reflections in puddles showing totally different objects than what’s above them, a street sign that reads normally but its reflection says "RUN," soaked pigeons wearing tiny rain ponchos pretending to be commuters, awkward moment as the man finally realizes the "umbrella" is blinking at him, hyperreal water distortion, comedic tension, uncanny mirage effects, cinematic realism, --ar 16:9 --v 8